The International Bar

Apparently, it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so here goes...

A person from Afghanistan, a person from Albania, a person from Andorra, a person from Angola, a person from Anguilla, a person from Antarctica, a person from Antigua and Barbuda, a person from Argentina, a person from American Samoa, a person from Austria, a person from Australia, a person from Aruba, a person from Armenia, a person from Azerbaijan, a person from Bosnia and Herzegovina, a person from Barbados, a person from Bangladesh, a person from Belgium, a person from Burkina Faso, a person from Bulgaria, a person from Bahrain, a person from Burundi, a person from Benin, a person from Bermuda, a person from Brunei Darussalam, a person from Bolivia, a person from Brazil, a person from Bahamas, a person from Bhutan, a person from Bouvet Island, a person from Botswana, a person from Belarus, a person from Belize, a person from Canada, a person from Cocos (Keeling) Islands, a person from The Democratic Republic of the Congo, a person from the Central African Republic, a person from Congo, a person from Switzerland, a person from Côte d'Ivoire, a person from Cook Islands, a person from Chile, a person from Cameroon, a person from China, a person from Colombia, a person from Costa Rica, a person from Cuba, a person from Cape Verde, a person from Christmas Island, a person from Cyprus, a person from Czech Republic, a person from Germany, a person from Djibouti, a person from Denmark, a person from Dominica, a person from Dominican Republic, a person from Algeria, a person from Ecuador, a person from Estonia, a person from Egypt, a person from Western Sahara, a person from Eritrea, a person from Spain, a person from Ethiopia, a person from Finland, a person from Fiji, a person from Falkland Islands (Malvinas), a person from British Indian Ocean Territory, a person from Iraq, a person from Islamic Republic of Iran, a person from Iceland, a person from Italy, a person from Jamaica, a person from Jordan, a person from Japan, a person from Kenya, a person from Kyrgyzstan, a person from Cambodia, a person from Kiribati, a person from Comoros, a person from Saint Kitts and Nevis, a person from Democratic People's Republic of Korea, a person from El Salvador, a person from Syrian Arab Republic, a person from Swaziland, a person from Turks and Caicos Islands, a person from Chad, a person from French Southern Territories, a person from Togo, a person from Tajikistan, a person from Tokelau, a person from Turkmenistan, a person from Tunisia, a person from Tonga, a person from East Timor, a person from Turkey, a person from Trinidad and Tobago, a person from Tuvalu, a person from Taiwan, a person from United Republic of Tanzania, a person from Ukraine, a person from Uganda, a person from United States Minor Outlying Islands, a person from United States, a person from Uruguay, a person from Uzbekistan, a person from Venezuela, a person from British Virgin Islands, a person from U.S. Virgin Islands, a person from Vietnam, a person from Vanuatu, a person from Wallis and Futuna, a person from Samoa, a person from Yemen, a person from Mayotte, a person from Yugoslavia, a person from South Africa, a person from Federated States of Micronesia, a person from Faroe Islands, a person from France, a person from Gabon, a person from United Kingdom, a person from Grenada, a person from Georgia, a person from French Guiana, a person from Ghana, a person from Gibraltar, a person from Greenland, a person from Gambia, a person from Guinea, a person from Guadeloupe, a person from Equatorial Guinea, a person from Greece, a person from South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, a person from Guatemala, a person from Guam, a person from Guinea-Bissau, a person from Guyana, a person from Hong Kong, a person from Heard Island and McDonald Islands, a person from Honduras, a person from Croatia, a person from Haiti, a person from Hungary, a person from Indonesia, a person from Ireland, a person from Israel, a person from India, a person from Libyan Arab Jamahiriya, a person from Morocco, a person from Monaco, a person from Republic of Moldova, a person from Madagascar, a person from Marshall Islands, a person from The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, a person from Mali, a person from Myanmar, a person from Mongolia, a person from Macau, a person from Northern Mariana Islands, a person from Martinique, a person from Mauritania, a person from Montserrat, a person from Malta, a person from Mauritius, a person from Maldives, a person from Malawi, a person from Mexico, a person from Malaysia, a person from Mozambique, a person from Namibia, a person from New Caledonia, a person from Niger, a person from Norfolk Island, a person from Nigeria, a person from Nicaragua, a person from Netherlands, a person from Norway, a person from Nepal, a person from Niue, a person from New Zealand, a person from Oman, a person from Panama, a person from Peru, a person from French Polynesia, a person from Papua New Guinea, a person from Netherlands Antilles, a person from Philippines, a person from Pakistan, a person from Poland, a person from Saint Pierre and Miquelon, a person from Pitcairn, a person from Puerto Rico, a person from Portugal, a person from Palau, a person from Paraguay, a person from Qatar, a person from Réunion, a person from Romania, a person from Russian Federation, a person from Rwanda, a person from Republic of Korea, a person from Kuwait, a person from Cayman Islands, a person from Kazakhstan, a person from Lao people's democratic Republic, a person from Lebanon, a person from Saint Lucia, a person from Liechtenstein, a person from Sri Lanka, a person from Liberia, a person from Lesotho, a person from Lithuania, a person from Luxembourg, a person from Latvia, a person from San Marino, a person from Senegal, a person from Somalia, a person from Suriname, a person from Sao Tome and Principe, a person from Saudi Arabia, a person from Solomon Islands, a person from Seychelles, a person from Sudan, a person from Sweden, a person from Singapore, a person from Saint Helena, a person from Slovenia, a person from Svalbard and Jan Mayen, a person from Slovakia, a person from Sierra Leone, a person from United Arab Emirates, a person from Zambia, and a person from Zimbabwe walk into a bar. The bouncer stops them and says, "Sorry. I can’t let you in without a Thai."