The Long Joke About Juan

A man named Juan established three strict rules for his family: no drinking, no drugs, and no cursing. His family, and eventually his town, state, country, and the entire world, became perfect under his leadership. However, people eventually missed the forbidden pleasures, and a rebel group captured Juan.

They brought him to his backyard and shot him with a golf gun! (What's a golf gun?) IDK, but it sure put a hole in Juan!