The Panda's Visit

A panda walks into a bar.

He orders a sandwich, eats it, then pulls out a gun and fires two shots in the air before leaving. The next day, he returns and does the same thing. On the third day, the bartender asks him, "Why do you come in, eat the food, shoot up the place, and leave?" The panda says, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary." The bartender opens the dictionary and reads: "Panda: A large bear-like mammal. Eats, shoots, and leaves."