Man Leaves Fiancee for Child Support

Gregory finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had
to break off their engagement so he could marry another
woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked
between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"

"No, she's broke."

"Well, then, is it sex?"

"Nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what can she do that I can't?"

"Sue me for child support."