The Blonde and the Appliance

A blonde with black-dyed hair enters a media shop (appliance shop) and asks the salesman the price of a particular TV set.

The salesman replies, "I don't sell goods to blondes."

She's baffled. She leaves the shop, walks to a nearby hair studio, and changes her hair color from black to red. Again, she walks into the shop to try again.

This time, she even changes her voice to a Southern drawl, hoping to disguise herself further. "What does that TV set cost, Honey Pie?"

Again, the salesman replies that he doesn't sell goods to blondes.
She decides to try one last time, visiting the hair studio and changing the color to brown, then going back to the media shop.

"What does that TV set cost?"

"Madam, I've told you twice now that it's not our policy to sell to blondes."

"But, Sir, please tell me, how do you know that I'm a blonde?"

"Easy. It's not a TV set. It's a microwave oven."

Easy. It's not a TV set. It's a microwave oven.