Philosophical Jokes
18 jokes
Angel's Life on Earth
An Angel came down from heaven and made a life in a body. It tried to see, but it had only eyes. It...
😂Arthur Koestler on Necks
"If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, He surely meant us to stick it out." -- ...
😂Can You Have Too Much Wisdom?
Can One Ever Have Too Much Wisdom ?
😂DIY Life
The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing...
😂Da Vinci's Dream Question
"Why does the eye see a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination when awake?" -- Leonardo ...
😂Einstein's Chicken Road Question
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
😂Honoring All Facets of Being
I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
😂Imagination and Fear
Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
😂Life Cycle Joke
Birth, life, death. Repeat as necessary.
😂Life Philosophies
1. Be a Fundamentalist -- make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a s...
😂Living in the Present
Non-living in the present is the closest thing to death you'll ever experience.
😂Love and Exercise
When you've found love, you will find relaxation, for only through love comes relaxation. "Hey, but...
😂Love's Nature
"Love seeketh not Itself to please, "Nor for itself hath any care, "But for another gives its ease "...
😂Perspective
You enjoy only what your perspective can acknowledge. For what you don't realize, you can't possibly...
😂Stupidity's Solution
Stupidity got us into this mess; why can't it get us out?
😂The Easy Solution
There is always an easy solution to every human problem . . . "Neat, Plausible and Wrong." --H.L. Me...
😂The Meaning of Doing Nothing
When in doubt, do nothing.
😂Zen and Tao Joke
That was Zen. This is Tao.